You know it's time to shower when the crease underneath your boobs smells like parmesean cheese.

It's only been ONE day since I've showered. Ugh, summer sucks!

 Just some fun ones for you.

This one is long and involves old man blood and bits of fleshy 'growth'. I copied it from my journal, so it might be slightly out of context... so, the setting is an organic food co-op, where I work as a chasier.


And onto some shorter ones...

Reading through this community, I think I've become a big fan of the 'relationship TMIs'. I don't know if it's the 'awww' factor, or the fact that some people's SO's are just pussies when it comes to bodily fun, which makes me laugh. So here's a few of mine.

-When I first started going out with the current boything, I was really self conscious about some stuff... like farting really LOUDLY into his toilet, which is in the bathroom off of his bedroom. So guess what my silly self did? I felt a big one coming, so I picked up one of his socks from the bathroom floor and farted into it. It worked wonders as a butt-muffler. And yeah, it totally smelled like fart and I hope he put it on at some point. Haha! Thankfully I got over that, and now I rip ass whenever I feel like it.

-He picks my zits and I pick his. If it's on one of our backs, we speak in code of 'poppables' and 'unpoppables'. Cause, y'know, sometimes they just aren't ripe enough and you have to go back to it later.

-Lately I've been getting HORRID shave-realted bumps on my thighs and where my leg meets my groin :( It rarely happened this bad durring the winter, though I'm unsure of heat is related. As it is, my legs have been itching terribly. Like so bad, that I'll wake up scratching the bloody hell out of my legs. So last week while vacationing, in a hotel on the coast with my boy, we're half naked watching TV and I'm scratching away. That is, until he smacks my hands out of the way and puts his face down where the itchiness is and rubs his three day old stubble up and down it. Oh my fucking God. I think my skin had an orgasm. It was heavenly. And also, someone was watching through the window. Oi. Just imagine what that would have looked like...

-He lets me cram my fingers up his nose. It's usually just to be silly, but once in a while I get a good ole nugget. He also lets me shove things in his belly button... I have no idea why I love doing it. But he's a big boy, so his navel is big, and is awesome for sticking things in! I'm small, so mine is tiny and boring :\

and one last one

-We were at a Thai resturant for dinner on the 4th, and while waiting to be fed, I pulled the bar out of my industrial piercing (if you're unfamiliar... it's the one that goes through two bits of your ear cartiliage at the top). I think I slept on it wrong, so it was sore. The boyfriend snatched it away from me and I was most happy when the first thing he did with it was smell it and say 'it smells weird!' He's a keeper.

I'm sure I'll be back to post about more gross adventures from working as a cashier/janitor in the future. :D

Well, Josh was awesome enough to let me off work an hour early yesterday when I told him The Academy Is... was going on at 2.

I got to the amphitheater pretty much just in time, but went to the wrong stage, assuming the main stage would be the actual stage on the grounds, not just one they had constructed. Accidentally caught the end of The Higher's set in the process. They covered "Bye Bye Bye". o_o

I had to ask a couple dudes for directions, but eventually I found TAI's stage and they'd only been playin about 10 or 15 minutes. Since they won the extra 10 minutes of play time yesterday, it all evened out.

Even though I got there late, I went over to the far left and managed to sneak in pretty close. Ngh, William Beckett is gorgeous. No one is surprised! And I did enjoy the new stuff they played, as well as getting to hear "Classifieds" and "Phrase That Pays" and such... although if they played "Black Mamba" I missed it and am sad. ;_;

Took the tactic of standing still and waiting and, sure enough, managed to catch sunn_doyouknow and clare_san coming off the barrier. Clare and I went off to find her some free water, then went back to the main stage again to see Reel Big Fish, which was pretty much awesome. :D

Afterwards, I wanted to go check out merch because I'd heard there might be "Kiss My Sass" booty shorts. Little did I know that when we wandered over to the merch booth (finding Sunny and shutyourface Lesa in the process) I would instead find actual Cobras there. *_*

So I stood there and creeped for a bit. Eventually, we wandered on and I totally bought something from the Clandestine booth. :/ And I bought this shirt. Bwahahahaha!

Went to a smaller stage to see Mayday Parade. I knew nothing about them, but they were actually quite fun. Plus, it started to rain during their set. It was awesome.

So then it was around 5 PM and Paramore was supposed to be playing. After them the same stage was going to be Gym Class Heroes so we figured, what the hell, we'll go see Paramore and get a good spot for GCH, right?

So Clare and I are standing in the crowd when it gets close to set time for Paramore and suddenly the crowd surges and we are like... shoved and crushed and possibly almost trampled. And we're like, really? We do not care about Paramore this much.

So instead we went to a tiiiiny stage and saw Charlotte Sometimes. :D She was quite good and adorable and generally fairly awesome. \o/

And then Gym Class! They were bad-fuckin'-ass. TRAVIE ♥__♥ They played a good bit of older stuff as well as the two new songs. I really enjoyed "Peace Sign". And Travie apparently has family in San Antonio! He brought his wee niece and nephew out on stage when he was talking about how he got clean and such. It was adorable.

And after that it was going to be about another hour before Cobras started on the other main stage, so I went ahead and walked that way. I figured I could use the other bands' set times to get a spot closer. As a result, I had to stand through Angels and Airwaves, which... no thnx. But I did get closer. We wound up one person from the barrier on Ryland's side.

Since Suarez was off seeing his daddy get remarried, we got sub bassists! Sisky Business, then The Butcher, then Eric-the-hot-bassist from GCH. Gabe gave them soooo much shit, it was hilarious. Also, I will never forget this: Gabe said "I was lurking the internet..." and then went into a story about how people online think Eric is the hottest guy on Warped, and Gabe agreed.

And then my liiiiiife omg they did "Bring It" with Travie and Beckett and ♥ ♥ ♥ It was as perfect as I had imagined. ilu, boys.

And then they finished out with "Guilty Pleasure" and Gabe sang the beginning in Spanish and I danced like a foooool. Which reminds me: wtf people who wear the band's merch and go to the effort of getting barrier only to stand there. Especially with a band like Cobra Starship that tells you to dance, throw your fangs up, etc.

I am totally that kid who gets super into the music, btw. Even when it's a band I'm not particularly into, I at least bob along. Given a good band and/or a frontman who will give me instructions, I will dance/bounce/scream my ass off, even if I'm a hundred yards away on the lawn at a stadium show, I will still be the kid dancing and singing along. That's the best part of the show for me, just totally fucking losing it.

( Anyway, here's what you're really here for! Pics and a video! )

FUN! WOULD GO AGAIN.

Jay Karnes to recur on 'Anarchy'
CW's '90210' adds Meghan Markle, Kellan Lutz
By Nellie Andreeva

July 7, 2008, 12:00 AM ET
"The Shield" co-star Jay Karnes is staying at FX with a recurring role on the cable network's upcoming drama series "Sons of Anarchy."

Meanwhile, Meghan Markle and Kellan Lutz have landed recurring roles on the CW network's new drama "90210."

"Anarchy," from FX Prods. and Fox 21, revolves around a notorious outlaw motorcycle club's efforts to protect their town of Charming, Calif., from drug dealers and local corporate developers.

In a six-episode arc, Karnes will play ATF Agent Scott Kohn, reuniting with "Shield" writer/executive producer Kurt Sutter, who created the series.

In "90210," a contemporary spinoff of "Beverly Hills, 90210" from CBS Paramount, Markle will play vixen Wendy, a sexy student at West Beverly Hills High who takes every advantage of her looks. Lutz will play George Evans, a star lacrosse player who comes from a wealthy family.

Additionally, Markle has nabbed a potential recurring role on ABC's drama pilot "Good Behavior" as Sadie, the sexy, spoiled daughter of Burt Valencia (guest star Treat Williams).

She is repped by Gersh and Shelter Entertainment.

Lutz, repped by Innovative and manager Jamie Freed, next appears on HBO's "Generation Kill."

Top ten songs of the year, so far (a few of these came out in 07, but shhhh.)

Song Format(s): .mp3/iTunes compatible.

1. Off With Their Heads - "Don't Laugh, I'm Totally Serious"
You told me that "shit happens" and "that's the way it's gotta be"
You preach about how your life's gotten better
Why the fuck can't that shit ever happen to me?
Alcohol and percocet, smoky rooms and uninvited guests
I'm chopping up lines to get rest, tattoo your name right across my chest
I remember the time when we got really high and saw blue lights flying by
And I'm still getting high, hoping you'll drop by, because I'm the one for you

2. Paint it Black - "We Will Not"
This is a sermon for the vermin, a song to draw blood
A finger in the dam trying to hold back the flood
We are down but we're still not out
We struggle with faith in the face of doubt
Is it a crime to think that we've found something more sublime?
That we're somehow more alive, that we're not just busy dying?

3. The Gaslight Anthem - "The Backseat"
In the wild desert sun, we drove straight on through the night
We rode a fever out of Boston, dreamed of California lights
Come July, we'll ride the ferris wheel, go round and round and round
And If you never let me go, well, I will never let you down
But you know the summer always brought it, that wild and reckless breeze
And in the backseat, we just tried to find some room for our knees
And in the backseat, we just tried to find some room to breathe

4. OnGuard - "Lupe's Fault"
Oh, I swear every little step I take breaks that girl's back
Oh, sun shines like murder in my veins when I picture her wearing that dress
Oh, I hear every little note she sings to me
Oh, I got another thing coming
Forgot to cross my heart, but hoped to die

5. LaGrecia - "You Like Baseball, I Like Ghosts"
Maybe I need to do some magic
So I disappear like a ghost who's been haunted
Who's been lost, who's been hurt
Who's been hunted, who's been rotten
And he can't say he's sorry
For being the burden the burden's hurting

6. Andrew Jackson Jihad - "Growing Up"
Growing up really fucking sucks
I've fallen down and I can't get up
And soon I'm not going to bother
I'm going to lay on the ground until I die
And I'm afraid I don't care

7. Murder by Death - "Fuego!"
Feel like a ship on dry land or an island in the sand
Your kiss is cool, despite the heat, you've got my senses beat
If I stay, I won't last long, you've got a hold on me so strong
I hear your song, all I hear is your song
It's so hot the bones show through our skin

8. Ryan Bingham - "Bread and Water"
I've lived without bread and I've lived without water
Stuck outside in middle of the desert, wishing I was home
Long way from nowhere, wishing I was somewhere
Sangre de Christo and the Devil's Backbone
I've been to California and North Carolina
Hung with the hippies in Austin and the cowboys in Mexico
I've laid up in Fort Worth with beautiful ladies
Hitched on down to Tiajuan', hit the rodeo in San Antone

9. Attack in Black - "Footprints"
Distances from star to star
Like lonesome, endless time
Inches to our eyes
Are ages in our lives

10. Polar Bear Club - "The Bug Parade"
The bugs at my back porch light like confetti on my head
This makes me shake, should have stayed at your place
But I have to work and you've got to study
This boy is not spent, forever unlucky
Minutes away but miles apart

 

 well. i graduated highschool this may and i turn eighteen later this month.  i feel like its time for a change. Im pretty open to anything with my hair.so suggest away.

Right, so, who's seen the Doctor Who finale? I don't want to make a review post unless I have someone to squee with. :D

Okay one non-spiolery squee: GOD, I LOVE THIS SHOW!

 

Title: Devotion Series.
Rating: M -smut, language, violence
Status: Complete
Summary: Post Eclipse. Basically my version of Breaking Dawn. Follows the pre-wedding, wedding ceremony, reception, sex, and alot of drama and twists along the way. I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer - As ALWAYS, I do not have any legal claim to the characters I use. I am just borrowing them from Stephenie Meyers for my own wicked amusement. Don't worry, she can have them back when I'm done..... 
Links: On LJ / On FF

Title: Blackout
Rating: M
Status: In progress, almost done
Summary: Jacob’s desire to gain revenge on Edward drives him to hurt Bella in the worst possible way. How will the Cullen’s cope with the consequences of Bella’s ex-best friends actions?
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, it’s characters, and all associated themes. 
Warnings: Anti-Jacob. Post-Eclipse.
Links:  On LJ / On FF

And of course, I love comments/reviews/critiques/whathaveyou. Correct my grammar if you must and let me know what you think as you read.
THANKS!

Also, my myspace, where I constantly update on all of my work. :D

9 David Cook Icons
Tour Program Photos and Concert Shots
Photo Credit: (#1- courtesy of renaberena, #8 - courtesy of griggharris, #9 - courtesy of livehead16, others found on DCTalk. If you are the owner of the other concert shots and would like me to add credit please let me know!)

+ Comment + Credit + No Hotlinking + Enjoy!

Teasers:


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I'll preface this with saying that I lost my dad to a heart attack in October, so maybe this bothers me more than others because of that.

It seems from the way that Bella and Jacob in the epilogue of Eclipse talk about Leah Clearwater that the only thing she ever thinks about is Sam, even after her dad dies. Jacob doesn't seem to have any sympathetic thoughts about that fact in the epilogue when arguing with her. I know that after my dad died, I was angry at everyone and everything. Add always hearing Sam's thoughts about Emily to that for Leah and you have a time bomb of emotion.

If SM has ever lost a parent, I'd be shocked.

Two drabbles - Edward/Tanya and Sam/Leah that I wrote on the train. Cuts are actually fake-cuts to my journal. xposted.

Title: Mistletoe (drabble)
Ship (Fandom): Edward/Tanya (Twilight)
A/N: Um...I love edward/tanya? hee.
Summary: Come to me her arms persuade but her legs disagree, her body is a question (always is, always was).
&

Title: (drabble)
Ship (Fandom): Sam/Leah(Twilight)
A/N: I've never written them and I like them so I wanted to.
Summary: She stops, her body changing (melting) until all there is is her.
&

Title: Raspberries
Author: Isabel0329
Rating: M for safety and sexual innuendo
Genre: Romance
URL (if not posted here): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4375843/1/Raspberries
Characters/Pairings: Edward/Bella
Short summary: Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen.
Any warnings: Previously stated sexual innuendo.
Disclaimer: I have no beta. :( And a plot bunny that's run amok in my brain.

Title: Raspberries
Author: Isabel0329
Rating: M for safety and sexual innuendo
Genre: Romance
URL (if not posted here): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4375843/1/Raspberries
Characters/Pairings: Edward/Bella
Short summary: Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen.
Any warnings: Previously stated sexual innuendo.
Disclaimer: I have no beta. :( And a plot bunny that's run amok in my brain.

Title: Raspberries
Author: Isabel0329
Rating: M for safety and sexual innuendo
Genre: Romance
URL (if not posted here): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4375843/1/Raspberries
Characters/Pairings: Edward/Bella
Short summary: Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen.
Any warnings: Previously stated sexual innuendo.
Disclaimer: I have no beta. :( And a plot bunny that's run amok in my brain.

so, it seems like the top universities in the UK are:
Oxford
Cambridge
Imperial (phau's brother got a free ride there... jared, wasn't it?)
Kings College London
University College London
Manchester, Edinburgh, Bristol
London school of economics and political science.

I NEED EXTRACURRICULARS, DAMMIT! AND I NEED THEM NOW. This is when you wish you went to a high school because you'd actually HAVE extracurriculars as an option. *shrieks* HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

okay, Cambridge is out. They do not have a writing program. Oh hell, none of them do. THIS IS THE UK, home of CS Lewis and a ton of other respected authors and THEY DON'T OFFER WRITING AS A MAJOR?!?!?! What is WRONG with these people?!

Busy sending out enquiries to everyone to check if they take in students with *blahlah* certificate IV in university preparation. If I end up going to the UK, I'll have about ten months before uni starts, because I believe they have a september intake. I'll be learning french, italian, geting a job... hopefully building up extracurriculars because they won't accept me otherwise...

you know what? Monash is considered one of the top in arts and humanities. Why do they not have a writing program in their biggest campus then? HUH? HUH?!

There's not much I can snark about in this chapter, as it's all about Jake, and it's heartbreaking. So consider yourselves forewarned...teh epilogue is srs bznss.


( Epilogue - Choice )

It has truly been a pleasure to be your Sunday recapper for the epic re-read
the past month or so. I hope you all have enjoyed the recap as much as I have! (and I hope we can do something similar for Breaking Dawn!)

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